Saltwater Shea is a sleeper agent trained to perform as the world's sleaziest and most charismatic 'prosperity preacher'. You know the types, mostly around in the nineties? In reality, he's a gentle choir singer who just wants to settle down on a homestead in Texas and worship peacefully, but most of the time he's under government control and running a huge religious scam.

I went on a binge of old Robert Tilton videos a couple of years ago and tbh that salesman patter is really relaxing to fall asleep to, just so long as you don't have wacky dreams about giving all your money away to a megachurch.